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83 Funny Pictures

On this page you will find Funny Pictures!

Not orange

Wait Matre! That’s not orange Juice!

Wrong Way

Matre doesn’t trust arrows

Cant reach ball

Now I get why there’s to many things there

Impossible score

Looks Like CP forgot Penguins arent really tall

Is fridge running

Then Go Catch It!

Sorry matre

Sorry Matre looks like you’re gonna have to walk

Hey Smile

Friendly Postcards!

Ow

Matre you’re supposed to hit the Bong with a Stick not with your head!

We all live in a yellow submarine,yellow submarine,yellow submarine :D

In the town,where i was born,lived a man,who sailed to see,and he told us of his life (…) We all live in a yellow submarine! :D

 

OMG

 

 

 

 

 

:o Ive never seen one of those!!!

Clown

I dont think the PSA allows clowns.

Tv work

I wonder why this tv never works

ouch

That must hurt,luckily he had his paper boat on his head

Who

Who turned off the light! I cant see!

Ninja language

How am I supposed to understand ninja language?

Noodles

That’s not a Noodle Maker!!

Must eat

Never leave matre alone with a crab and a BBQ!

Almost

Im almost there to be as tall as the mountain!!

Must light

Fire

I say party hats dont hurt… (Old pic,might not be good quality)

Fire

Who said those party hats dont hurt? (Old pic,might not me good quality)

adopt-matre-puffle.jpg

Adopt me!

crashed.jpg

Whoops! I crashed

falls.jpg

Oh oh,that is gonna hurt.

give-me-food.jpg

I was so hungry…

help-get-down.jpg

My twin!

invisible-power.jpg

Super Invisible power!

not-easy.jpg

That wasnt really easy!

puffle-bunny.jpg

I decided to turn into a bunny puffle!

reachhat.jpg

How am I supposed to fly if I can’t even reach my hat!

team-rescue.jpg

Puffle team rescue!!

dont-launch-matre

I’m not a firework!

dont-steal-my-newspaper-rockhooper1

Rockhopper stole my newspaper thats not fair!

theres-no-one-playing

Huh? Do you see anyone playing?

trying-to-play-piano

I have piano problems.

piano-dving

That is what you should never do don’t tell that I broke two pianos!

matre-wins

I won but…where’s everyone? Still waiting….

matre-broke-piano

Whoops, don’ tell!

fire

I just wanted to go surfing but I forgot the fire was there!!

hold-hat.jpg

My hat was getting away, I nearly lost it!

a-shark.jpg

I saw a shark when surfing, it almost ate me.

Idea from a comment:

mizzil.jpg

I caught that fish.

deatg-skdfa.jpg

A robotic fish always blows up in the water. .. ZAP!!!

never-severed.jpg

I ordered a cheese pizza witch was never delivered.

town-death.jpg

So Tempting!!

thirsty.jpg

I was cold and thirsty.

slippery.jpg

The ice was so slippery I almost fell and broke my neck!!!

no.jpg

To dark and gloomy for me.

dasher.jpg

I was driving the reindeer, Santa gave me a chance!

every-where-hugr.jpg

Everything was over sized and annoying. It could have fell so i thought it annoying because it was so big and dangerous.

sad-lol.jpg

You made me sad, now you must pay!!!

rip-off.jpg

Simmer needed coins so he ripped some people off! Wait, isn’t he talking to the wall???

tall.jpg

Simmer is as tall as the mountain!

hes-not-for-saving-it.jpg

Seems like someone doesn’t want to help… LOL

oo.jpg

I took a shower with a hose!

no-bites.jpg

I never got a bite. I had been fishing for 10 years straight.

broke.jpg

The telescope broke.

die-die-dies.jpg

I was about to jump off the Lighthouse just to see what happened.

very-bright.jpg

The light was so bright I thought I would go blind!

It’s just like the song “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” get it?

My Hat Got Away Again!

The octopus thought about eating me.

Then he ate me! Of course he said it was because he was hungry.

I bought the castle for $1.

I sure am a fast Swimmer.

Well I survived! The odds were 1000-1.

threw

I can see right through a ninja.

hungry

I nearly ate those to penguins. I hadn’t eaten in 897 years!

my_wrench

My wrench twisted me in circles for nearly an hour before I blew it up..

ouch_scissors_club_penguin1

My scissors nearly cut me in half!

bad_signing

My puffle is a terrible singer, unfortunately for me, I have to listen to it!!

tornado

My black puffle was just making the tornado worse!!

so_thirsty

I was dying of thirst!

confusing

I was really confused, which way did the sign want me to go?

simmer_steels_ball

I nearly got away with the ball too!

puffle_hey

The Blue Puffle invited me in for puffle coffee, I said no but it was nice of him to ask!

rude_people_in_pet_shop

There were some very rude puffles in the pet shop., so I left without buying a puffle!

ski_-chair_forgot_me

The chair lift’s chair came around but never picked me up.

bad_decorater_simmer_is1

I guess I just don’t have talent when it comes to decorating igloo’s!

rockhopper-in-trouble

Rockhopper was floating toward Club Penguin, so Simmer offered Rockhopper a ride!

bots-attack-simmer27

I was attacked by bots! I was fine other then I broke every bone in my body and my flippers fell off..

More funny pictures coming soon!

53 Comments »

  1. Hope you enjoy! The original page was removed by a hacker

    Comment by simmer27 — July 22, 2009 @ 12:26 AM

  2. Have some laughs! :D

    Comment by Matre10 — July 22, 2009 @ 12:38 AM

  3. man phunny but thats sad about the haker plz fix it soon and awesome site :D
    Sugarbuzz

    Comment by Sugarbuzz — July 23, 2009 @ 1:21 AM

  4. Yea. I noticed that some new pictures have been added, and that there used to be WAY more comments here.

    Comment by PiplupU — July 26, 2009 @ 4:16 PM

  5. how do u turn into a puffle! plz plz plz plz reply! 8)

    Matre: It was only for April Fools 08.

    Comment by goosefeet997 — July 29, 2009 @ 9:46 PM

  6. that was fun omg!

    Comment by jake — July 30, 2009 @ 7:51 PM

  7. add more funny pics

    Comment by sceptile9 — August 1, 2009 @ 2:15 AM

  8. why is CP-IP already gone?!?

    Comment by Abrc08 — August 1, 2009 @ 10:54 AM

  9. i like the comic

    Comment by bludude5724 — August 3, 2009 @ 3:14 PM

  10. I WANT TO B A PUFFLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Comment by laurenhs — August 5, 2009 @ 1:51 PM

  11. YOUR SPONSOR IS THE ANTI CLUB PENGUIN?????ARE YOU EVEN A FAN OF CP ANYMORE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!THEY MEAN BAD PENGUINS!!!!!!WHY NOT TRY TO GET CP TO SPONSOR YOU???:( WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Matre: NO! Acp Stands for Army Of Club Penguin and its the strongest army in Club Penguin.

    Comment by STYX 9 — August 6, 2009 @ 2:34 PM

  12. Oh you can become a puffle from penguin storm 7,the newest version!

    Comment by Mr.Roboto — August 6, 2009 @ 2:36 PM

  13. Oh,ACP means ARMY OF Club Penguin……D’HO!

    Comment by Mr.Roboto — August 11, 2009 @ 9:27 PM

  14. Oh,I MET CHINSETAKEOUT!(Well,I saw him and tried to add him,but he left!) :(

    Comment by Mr.Roboto — August 11, 2009 @ 9:29 PM

  15. 8( 8) 8D

    Comment by Mr.Roboto — August 11, 2009 @ 9:30 PM

  16. COOL!YOU GUYS ROCK!OH,BY THE WAY,I SAW CHINSETAKEOUT AND DR.PEPPER66 TODAY!I TRIED ASKING CHINSE TO ADD ME BUT HE LEFT,BUT CAME BACK!OH,I COULDN’T ADD ANY OF THEM! :( WAAAAA!
    PLZ MEET ME ON CP SOMETIME MATRE OR SIMMER!JUST BEFORE SEPTEMBER 1st!

    Comment by Mr.Roboto — August 12, 2009 @ 8:14 PM

  17. are thier gonna be more pics

    Matre: Yes,we add pics as soon as we get the ideas.

    Comment by sceptile9 — August 13, 2009 @ 1:42 PM

  18. i know how they becme a puffle tell me if im right they edit the pic

    Matre:Nope…April fools 2008,everyone was converted into a puffle on the CPIP servers.

    Comment by sceptile9 — August 13, 2009 @ 1:42 PM

  19. I like puffles they are sooo cool! But i only have 2 red ones..:( Anyway! i liked all those pictures they were really good! I had a little giggle at every picture! Keep up the GOOD picture taking!

    Comment by Stupergirrl & I Am Vampire — August 13, 2009 @ 4:00 PM

  20. thx for answering matre u guys have the best pics and blog ever

    Comment by sceptile9 — August 14, 2009 @ 8:45 PM

  21. Comics funny!THAT BRICK WALL ONE IS HALARIOUS!LOL!

    Comment by Mr.Roboto — August 19, 2009 @ 2:23 AM

  22. Man. I hope CPIP comes back. It was pretty cool.

    Comment by PiplupU — August 28, 2009 @ 2:09 PM

  23. LOL!YOU KNOW YELLOW SOBMARINE,TOO?COOL!I LOVE THE BEATLES’ES MUSIC!McCARTNEY!

    Comment by Mr.Roboto — August 28, 2009 @ 6:01 PM

  24. ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….WHAT DOES CPIP MEAN?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?

    Comment by Mr.Roboto — August 28, 2009 @ 6:12 PM

  25. ROFL THATS WEIRD ^^ :D why do i have to write my email!

    Comment by Alyssasally — September 5, 2009 @ 3:07 PM

  26. how do u become a puffle

    Comment by Alyssasally — September 5, 2009 @ 3:08 PM

  27. HEY IT SAYS THREE O EIGHT I HAVENT EVEN ATE LUNCH YET!

    Comment by Alyssasally — September 5, 2009 @ 3:09 PM

  28. i have an idea if you are interested for a funny pic

    Comment by Nuffiee — September 6, 2009 @ 1:28 AM

  29. Lol.The pics wrong. btw sim its me allen1991

    Comment by Joradx — September 9, 2009 @ 11:19 PM

  30. i mean the pics rock srry

    Comment by Joradx — September 9, 2009 @ 11:20 PM

  31. :) :):):):):):):):)

    Comment by St90me — September 12, 2009 @ 12:33 AM

  32. LOL Dude

    Comment by St90me — September 12, 2009 @ 12:34 AM

  33. omg!!!! that was so funny!!!!
    u have to make more soon!!!!!!!!!

    Comment by Saydie777 — September 17, 2009 @ 11:29 PM

  34. whod u turn into a puffle that was awesome keep up the awesomeness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Comment by Saydie777 — September 17, 2009 @ 11:52 PM

  35. i love the pics simmer!

    Comment by 9 kitten — September 18, 2009 @ 7:56 PM

  36. LOL!TOO LONG!!!!!!!1

    Comment by Mr.Roboto — September 27, 2009 @ 3:56 AM

  37. Liverpool? (yellow Submarine…)

    Comment by amp613 — September 30, 2009 @ 9:38 PM

  38. Hi guys!HINT!IM A IMPOSTER!!!!!!!!!A IMPERSONATOR!!!!!

    Comment by Chinsetakout — October 11, 2009 @ 7:05 PM

  39. i think they rock alot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Comment by I NOT HERE — October 11, 2009 @ 7:36 PM

  40. PEOPLE ALL GO RUNESCAPE.COM ITS THE BEST GAME EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
    its awesome :D :[ but cp banned my best acc leparko for nothing >:[ thats why i hate cp >:O

    Comment by RUNESCAPE — October 14, 2009 @ 6:09 PM

  41. thats so funny:D :D

    Comment by will5675 — October 17, 2009 @ 6:16 PM

  42. I like your outfit! btw meet me at
    Club penguin 3:00 CP time server:Ice Berg
    Place:town!!
    Plz come!!!

    Comment by Uknown Penguin — October 19, 2009 @ 10:16 AM

  43. MY NAME IN CP IS BEN BOY89

    Comment by Uknown Penguin — October 19, 2009 @ 10:18 AM

  44. so Funny! Awesome jobb dude! :)

    Comment by skas124 — October 21, 2009 @ 12:44 AM

  45. I WANT TO B A PUFFLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Comment by Saydie777 — October 24, 2009 @ 11:36 PM

  46. I LOVEEEEEEEEEE THE BEATLES!!! U ROCKKKK

    Comment by mileyfan3337 — October 25, 2009 @ 6:30 AM

  47. Nice. Can I borrow some?

    Comment by CPCheats777 (Tourguide224) — October 27, 2009 @ 9:24 PM

  48. Awwwww!That’s real nice you left Simmer’s pics up & didn’t get crazy with changing the site!Man,I haven’t commented in a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg time!

    Comment by Mr.Roboto — November 3, 2009 @ 4:47 AM

  49. lol im gonna make a funny pic where i find greg heffley lol

    Comment by sceptile9 — November 8, 2009 @ 2:10 PM

  50. how do you be a
    puffle

    Comment by Anonymous — November 12, 2009 @ 11:20 PM

  51. how do you be a puffle?

    Comment by rotbot — November 12, 2009 @ 11:21 PM

  52. Lol. I loved being a puffle for CPIP. I miss old cp A LOT! DOWN WITH DISNEY :D

    Comment by softball920 — November 15, 2009 @ 5:31 AM

  53. Very nice! LOVE PUFFLE PICS!!!!

    Comment by Lady Saby119 — November 18, 2009 @ 8:52 PM


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