Hey Everyone!
This Club Penguin times is really messed up, but in a good way!! YAY!! 
The best newspaper of the year is always the one released for April Fools Day, I mean they are always pulling pranks on us in them! You don’t really know if what your hearing is real, or if its a joke. Thats the fun part!
Last year, Club Penguin got everyone by making a penguin of the year page, and your name was in it! I believed it, along with just about every other penguin but we eventually learned that to everyones disappointment, it was a joke. We all still laughed though!
Whats up with the cover? I don’t know, I mean RAWR!! I’m sure they have babies draw smiley faces all over this newspaper. 
. Now for the current events.
Rockhopper has alot of sailing to do. Now for the real current events! 
Coming to Club Penguin on April 3, 2009 is a new clothing catalog, and 5 new ice sculptures are released.
Coming to Club Penguin on April 10, 2009 is a new pin, the Penguin Awards results are released, and the Easter Egg hunt is released on Club Penguin!
I almost forgot, Rockhopper arrives at Rockhopper Island on April 24, 2009.
Cadance or Cadonce? Cadonce? Cadance? I don’t know what to call her now. I have also made a poll to see what you guys think of all the April Fools Day things on Club Penguin!
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Great post Simmer!
I completely forgot about the newspaper!!!
Luckily I had your site to check
~Shimbo
Ps. When do we learn the new mods?
Comment by Shimbo37 — April 2, 2009 @ 8:43 AM
Awsome!!! ur right the April fools catalog is alway the best.
Comment by angel2895 — April 2, 2009 @ 11:12 AM
the decor sucks, everything was reused.
Comment by whatz — April 2, 2009 @ 8:20 PM
Great! Its just GREAT! That picture of Aunt Arctic with the beard is EPIC! Now we just need CPIP to come into the picture…
Comment by Articsledder — April 3, 2009 @ 1:14 AM
hey simmer
do you want on my blogroll?
ill add you if you add me to yours as Club Penguin Cheats
kingpin2
Comment by Kingpin2 — April 3, 2009 @ 11:25 AM
hi
Comment by jaya — April 5, 2009 @ 12:27 AM
add me please ill be your favorite friend
Comment by jaya — April 5, 2009 @ 12:29 AM
Green puffle wear glasses in the newspaper!
Comment by Anonymous — April 8, 2009 @ 7:46 AM
Hey Simmer, how do take your shots? What program are you using? please leave a reply on : anchidinionut@yahoo.com
thanks
Comment by John — April 10, 2009 @ 9:50 AM
kingpin and simmer 27 meet me at caribou tonite or tommrrow nite at 7:30 plz come and make me you guys buddys
Comment by swetson11 — April 11, 2009 @ 3:19 PM
too many
why not 
and 
Comment by sceptile9 — October 4, 2009 @ 11:13 PM